bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
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today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think
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two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
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sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
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my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”
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